entry is selected by our distinguished panel of judges (being the
Honorable Pogue and myself) YOU could see the Prize Mobile pull up in
front of YOUR home on Bendover Boulevard, YOU could hear ME whisper
these words into YOUR ear, and YOU could find YOURSELF the recipient of
a SPANKING the likes of which you have only DREAMED about until NOW!!!
I'll let the Honorable Pogue tell you more about it!
Pogue: How right you are, Mr. Mahone! And what a SPANKING it will be!
But wait, there's MORE. If you act today (or sometime before this post
vanishes from this site), you will also be eligible for a
prolonged session with those wonderfully immobilizing restraints that
just seem to scream out, "Take me, Sir, I'm yours." And, speaking of
screaming, for an unlimited time only, YOUR SPANKING will be
supplemented by a liberal dose of the hair brush, crop and (at the
discretion of the judges) the cane.
Mr. Mahone: We're not talking about some ho-hum spanker, here, either,
ladies. I'm a tall, wickedly handsome, extraordinarily modest gentleman,
just barely 65 and no where near dead. I'm squeaky clean, playful,
experienced and quite imaginative. I've got a million interests outside
of spanking that I'd like to share with the right person, such as the
theater, literature, music, travel and fine dining, and even some
non-snooty things like cuddling and exploring the great outdoors. I'm
very well educated, well traveled and well read. Oh yeah, and I'm very
easy to talk to. So talk to me.
Pogue: Isn't he, SOMETHING, Ladies?! WOW! Now I know what you're
thinking: "He couldn't possibly want me. You see (sniff) I've not been properly spanked in a long time. I'm afraid my poor bottom is just _way_ too pale to interest Mr. Mahone. Besides, I'm not even sure I would like being spanked." Well, fret no longer, ladies. While I do have a preference for women with slender to medium figures, as long as you are intelligent and attractive and are sincerely interested (or at least curious), Mr. Mahone is willing to overlook (temporarily) your inexperience, uncertainty and the paleness of your bottom, aren't you, Mr. Mahone?
Mr. Mahone: That's right, Pogue. A pale, unspanked bottom is a
challenge, like an empty canvas, just waiting for the artist to add the
colors. Our audience should also know that I have a marked (devilish
chuckle) fondness for newbies. And NO points will be deducted for having
a higher education!! (approaches the inside of your monitor screen, as
he is want to do in his more serious moments, his green eyes a
twinkling) O.K., now here's the low-down: Don't mistake the
light-heartedness of this post for insincerity. I am earnestly searching
for someone with whom to share my life, my whole life and not just what
goes on in the bedroom. (But I never turn up my nose at a more casual encounter.) This means I am not interested in cyber-sex or an e-mail-only relationship. I'm in Portland, OR, but am willing to travel for the right person.
Pogue: So, ladies, be the first one on your block to enter! You may
have already WON!! All you have to do is send an appropriately detailed
response to Mr. Mahone. Don't run the risk of wrenching disappointment as you sit there numbly behind your window on the world watching the
Studebak...er..Prize Mobile pull up in front of Penny Painslut's house across the street. REMEMBER: IF YOU DON'T ENTER,
YOU CAN'T WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!